Champion of Normal

The other night, my friend Maya Stein and I were watching the Olympics. Little by little we both realized there was a whole community, a whole world really, of contenders that weren't being talked about. I mean the earnest, honest to goodness normal people. Hey, it's hard being normal.


Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to take anything away from Misty, Missy, Kerry, Michael, or Gabby, but Maya and I decided to seek out another kind of achiever. We found the "Champion of Normal."


Her name is Becky Miller Smith


Some of her best events are drip coffee making, street crossing, package opening, and the little known skill called "HOVER."

She let us in on us a few of her secrets.... for instance, her buddhist, kabbalah, rosary beads....


Her killer stare....


She even let me borrow her "lighten the mood" hamburger hat....


I may start training now for Rio, 2016.  It's hard to really describe it all here.....ya gotta see the movie....Here:



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