It's a short story. A little bit ago, I got a call from my friend Brendan at ASCAP. The tv types were looking for a new theme song for "The Biggest Loser."

"I can write that song," I said.

I've never seen "The Biggest Loser," but the word was they wanted somethinganthemic and triumphant.

Well! If I can do  12-year-old angst ("I'll Try") adult sadness ("Inconsolable") wacky romance ("How Deep is Your Love") - even folkish sexiness ("All you Gotta do is Touch Me") -

I can do a triumphant anthem. Who did I call for inspiration? ERIC BAZILIAN!! ("What if god was one of us".... "all you zombies"...etc)

We rocked up that track. Eric and I were over the moon.... We never heard back from the biggest losers.

LOSERS.

So when Maya Stein and I created "Champion of Normal" - wait a hot minute! - We already had the perfect theme song. I present to you: (with Soggy the Dog as our mascot.)

 "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" written, produced and performed by Jonatha Brooke and Eric Bazilian. Available NOW on I-tunes!

Please BUY it. GIFT it. Help us keep up the good work at BAD DOG RECORDS. And as always, thank you for your support.

jb

p.s. In case you missed the "hubbub" - here is: Champion of Normal: Becky Miller-Smith
and here is: Champion of Normal: Tamara Miller-Jones

from the files of Bella Miller-Morton.